What a 1973 driver's ed manual would sound like if it could talk - Sandy MoranĪ Fox newscaster reading from the teleprompter - Kate Seavey The DJ I always wanted to wake up to but whose station I could never find - Barbara Rose My boss telling us why none of us are getting raises this year - Jan PingletonĪ 10-year-old on the brink of convincing his dad to buy a PlayStation - Ellis Hammond Pereira Porky Pig without the stammer - Dana Powell RussellĪ guy who sells snake oil out of his Humvee - Ruth Stanford The good cop in the good cop-bad cop routine - Lorie HaddadĬold fried chicken and Jell-O salad on a paper plate - Joe BrettilloĪn insurance salesman giving his pitch - Jim Cassell The guy who gets stuffed in his locker every other day but pretends it never happens - Rob Lytle The bouncy beach ball of doom - Loretta Shea Wonderful faith with limited reasoning - Tosha Apple Gomer Pyle with a master's degree - Joel Henry- Fisher Listeners say the Republican former governor of Arkansas sounds like: That super bright, vaguely attractive, slightly awkward girl in your 12th-grade class as she practices her valedictorian speech for the 11th time - Tim SylvesterĪ Chicago-style hot dog with the works served with champagne - Sally Deneen The nurse who says the shot won't hurt a bit, and you scream your lungs out - Cheryl Anthony The librarian who, with glee and sanctimony, advises you of your late fee - Brad Jergins The sex ed teacher talking about abstinence - Karam KamelĮxtra thick, waxy dental floss - Balke Hodges The hand-knit sweater from your aunt: sincere, well intentioned but still a little scratchy - Heidi Raatz Spring cleaning with the sun shining and the windows open and a whistle-while-you-work tune playing on the stereo - Laura Owen The feeling you got when the mean teacher you had in grade school tried to say nice things about you to your mother during parent-teacher's conference - Jeffrey LopezĪ shovel hacking the ice off of the concrete steps - John Snow Your high school principal, trying to be a good sport after getting dunked for the 15th time at the dunking booth at the school carnival - Christy Hermann ![]() Lucy from Peanuts, home from college on her way to grad school, still berating Linus and Charlie Brown - Rachel Catlettīroken glass in your creme brulee - Loretta SheaĪ brilliant, sometimes scary, always righteous mother, making your teenage life miserable and you, better - Dana Self The first-grade teacher you still think about 40 years later - Ruth StanfordĪ bright, colorful, cherry pie made entirely of metal - Jennifer Arceneaux Listeners say the Democratic senator from New York sounds like: ![]() Sitting in the middle seat on a long plane flight between an old married couple who insists on sharing their meals - Jonathan Ullman Rogers' neighborhood of make-believe - Mathayu Warren Lane The whine of the dentist drill without Novocain - Ralph FosterĪ Jack Russell terrier trying to persuade his owners that he really didn't mean to kill that squirrel - Jeff KramerĪ puppet from Mr. Grandpa talking sense while the dinner plates are being cleared - Kate SeaveyĪ scheming but well-meaning friend - Charlie Smillie The persistent fly trapped against the plastic bubble skylight in my bathroom - Jannifer VenerĪ stiff, old, leather work glove sliding across the fender of a rusty Ford - Glenda ChildressĪ barber giving unsolicited chatter while cutting hair - Jim Cassellīouncing in a Hacky Sack game: Sometimes right on, sometimes way off the mark - Jane BennettĪ door closing on a long empty hallway - Alan McComas The thoughts of the secretary taking notes at a long, convoluted meeting of a university faculty working on a policy to allot parking spaces - Barbara RoseĪ bumper car out of control - Jan Pingleton Conflicting stories remain, though, and Walken refuses to talk about it.The man who just realized his bizarre dream about not wearing his pants to work isn't really a dream after all - Jeff Cole Davern later said it was a case of costars getting along too well for a jealous husband, and Wagner's rage prompted her to try to leave the yacht. But when Vanity Fair got the original police report, they found Davern and Walken both told stories that seemed to point to two days of fighting, jealousy, and drinking. LA medical examiner Thomas Noguchi ruled the death an accidental drowning, and Walken publicly stated it was an accident. Walken has stayed officially mum on the topic, even telling People in 1986 it was "a conversation I won't have." In 1997, he told Playboy (via The Hollywood Reporter) he didn't know what happened but speculated it was just an unfortunate accident. ![]() Vanity Fair says there were more rumors than answers, and the only confirmed events of that evening were a dinner party, lots of drinks, and what staff called volatile behavior. Walken was with them that night because he and Wood were filming the movie Brainstorm together.
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